OMG THIS IS A SCENE FROM SOMETHING. (NOT LEVERAGE.)Yeah, so things have been quiet in Lisa Foiles Land lately. I’M AWARE OF THIS FACT, PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN EMAILING ME. I explained it briefly on Save Point about how updates have been unhappening because I’ve been so busy with my full-time job AND filming a role on TNT’s Leverage (Sweet!). For anyone wondering, Acadamy Award-winning Timothy Hutton smells like what I assume George Clooney smells like. Also, PowerBars.
However, my schedule is clearing up and I’m ready to lasso my online audience, squeeze them tight to my accepting chest, and wrap my sarcastic-but-caring arms around their delicate necks as I fling them into my new empire. PREPARE TO BE FLUNG.
Some things coming soon:
- MORE VIDEOS. It’s about cotton-picking time, right?
- MORE VIDEOS INVOLVING SCRIPTS AND ACTORS. Omg wtf I’m totally not hinting at a WEB SERIES… or am I? (I am.)
- MORE SAVE POINT UPDATES AND PUPPET SHOWS. You love my Devil May Cry 3 Puppet Show. This is no secret. I desire to retain your love, so, more shows for you!
- HIGH-FASHION-MEETS-VIDEO-GAMES PHOTOSHOOT PHOTOS. I did an awesome photoshoot recently and I’ll be revealing the photos soon. I can only hope they will blow minds and explode faces. I almost typed feces. That would be entirely different. Oh God.
- OTHER STUFF I CAN’T TELL YOU YET.
So, things will be picking up soon in my world and it should be kick-ass. Stay tuned. I love you, my little Goombas. Lady Gaga calls her community Monsters, I call you Goombas. TAKE THAT!
No need to thank me for the scatter-brained blog post! I’ve got millions of ‘em! KOWKOWKOW
Though never squeezed to your accepting chest, I've been flung for years. Most interested to see what's on the horizon, as always.
ReplyDeleteYes. More, please.
ReplyDeleteDo you feel pressurised to produce content? The price of fame, I guess. I had the same problem. I only have one follower on my blogspot but he's very demanding (it's me).
ReplyDeleteBut Foiles, you had me at "squeeze them tight to my accepting chest".
So... yours patiently and faithfully
Goomba.
Leverage sucks :-)
ReplyDeleteJeeze, you've gone and made me feel all unproductive now.
ReplyDeleteBack to sitting around watching movies to write about.
Much rather be a Goomba than a Monster- who knows what type of frightening things Lady Gaga subjects her fans to...
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I'm picturing being squeezed into your chest. Mmm chest.
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