I’m not putting a lot of effort into this blawg post. Why? MAYBE because I’m putting all my time into SAVE POINT 2.0! FTW. I’m pretty excited about it. It’s slick. Plus, we have a whole new section called… aw, now why would I ruin the surprise? Anyway, I have no idea when it will be done because it’s being a bitch lately, and should be added to my list of…THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF LATELY
1. When the cheese packet drops into the boiling pot of water while making mac n’ cheese. GRR.
2. Brian and that fat guy on Ghost Hunters. KILL.
3. Any form of media with the name Tyler Perry attached to it.
4. WINDY WEATHER.
5. Samus chewing off the tips of my shoelaces. Dammit, Sammy, play with your freaking cat toys I bought you for Christmas, you little demon!!
6. DREW BREES’S HAIR.
7. Framerate issues. SO unacceptable.
8. Ice sticking to my tongue.
9. My phone only having the memory to store 25 TEXT MESSAGES. WTF.
10. Busses. And vans that say “Family Wagon” on the back.
11. The wash machine eating my socks.
12. Bra straps breaking WHILE IN PUBLIC. GDAMMIT.
13. About.com.
AND…… 14. Red Robin arguing with me and making me re-locate to a different seating area because THEY THOUGHT MY I.D. WAS FAKE. I WASN’T EVEN ORDERING ALCOHOL. omg so much kill.
I encourage all commenters to add things to this list. DON’T BOTTLE THE RAGE, GUYS.
15. People who are convinced they're right about something when they're so obviously wrong.
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16. Disney's ability to ruin teens' lives
17. People that make lists of things that piss them off ;-)
ReplyDelete18. Drunk business people
ReplyDelete19. Being 3000 miles away from awesome friends.
20. Dumb people named Stuart. Most people hate them.
If you hadn't already, you won me over with #3. Number 9? What the hell kind of ancient phone are you using? Even my extremely old ones could hold 100 or so.
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21. People who use public restrooms, and take the time to stop look at themselves in the mirror, fix their hair, then leave without washing their hands.
22. Towels that have decorative emblems sewed on that are so abrasive to the touch that they make drying your face impossible.
23. The entire act of using elevators, especially so when they are in crowded locations.
24. People who slowdown a long line at Subway by ignoring the worker while they text, or talk on their cellphone.
25. Care-package glitchers
^My phone can only hold 30 in each the inbox and outbox. It's an ancient rzr v3 and it's survived just about about anything God could throw at it, including being submerged in a hot tub for over an hour and being dropped onto concrete on almost a daily basis
ReplyDelete26. Skin on pudding.
ReplyDelete27. Twilighters- 'nuff said.
28. Being single for the 20th February in a row.
ReplyDelete29. Slow internet (that's apparently supposed to be 3MB)
30 (because I have to round it off). People that treat Farmville as if it's the best game ever.
also: DAMMIT I'M OUT ON #21!!! >_<
真是感人肺腑的文章~~........................................
ReplyDelete31. People who get to go curling every week instead of me.
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ReplyDeleteTyler Perry was in Star Trek though! That makes his name sort of attached!
ReplyDeleteI worked in Blockbuster for a few years, and let me tell you there are SO many more Tyler Perry movies out there that have not had the misfortune to make it to theaters, in fact most of the ones out now are remakes of older, crappier movies he did.
Were some of these inspired by Spokane? Like 4 and 14 lol
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